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Bugsy's Boondoggle

Hey, listen up. Word on da wire is we gots some Feds on our tail. Dey're tryin' ta find da loot we gots in Chicago. But da guy who's in charge of da loot, he got rubbed out last week, see? Now he sleeps wid da fishes. Yeah, but he didn't tell no one where he kept da loot, see? So, we's gotta look for it, and find it before da feds. So my boss, Bugsy Maroon, he's got me out recruitin' new mugs. So whaddya think, pal? Ya wanna give it a shot?

It ain't easy being in da mob, I'm warnin' ya. We gots ta put ya through some tests, ya know? We gots ta know you ain't one a dem plainclothes pig guys, right? So, we'll give ya one of dese fancy iPads, see, and it's got some of our hangout spots, ya know? Some of da spots got our guys der with special tests. Youse gotta do well on dem tests, right? Once ya prove yer up ta snuff, maybe we'll cut ya in on da loot, if we find it, dat is! Hey, while yer out on dem tests keep a lookout for da loot, eh? Like gold coins and stuff, right? And, of course, watch out for dem Feds, dey'll just slow you'se down. See ya on da streets, and, hey keep yer nose clean!